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Wall mount hardware included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eCrafted, painted, and finished by hand\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"205\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 15 × 12 × 8 in\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"227\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plastic, vinyl, wood, Nylon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"282\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease allow 3-4 weeks for production and shipping\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kids Toys, Adult Issues","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50406449545511,"sku":null,"price":6200.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/8014\/6471\/files\/HORSE_HEAD.png?v=1757524878"},{"product_id":"tramp-stamping-kit","title":"Tramp Stamping Kit","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eHandmade to order. Comes with 6 stamps, inkpad, and 9 stamping pages. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eCrafted, painted, and finished by hand\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"205\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 × 6 × 2 in\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"227\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cardstock, plastic, paper, vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"282\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease allow 3-4 weeks for production and shipping\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kids Toys, Adult Issues","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50406455574823,"sku":null,"price":1800.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/8014\/6471\/files\/TRAMP_STAMPING_KIT_square.jpg?v=1757525874"},{"product_id":"grave-digging-tools","title":"Grave Digging Tools","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eHandmade to order. Includes 2 shovels, headstone with customizable chalkboard ledger, and chalk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eCrafted, and finished by hand\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eSigned and numbered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"205\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e15 × 12 × 8 in\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"227\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePlastic, vinyl, wood, Nylon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"282\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease allow 3-4 weeks for production and shipping\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kids Toys, Adult Issues","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50406474776871,"sku":null,"price":2200.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/8014\/6471\/files\/GRAVETOOLS_ANGLE.png?v=1757526193"},{"product_id":"prison-bus","title":"Prison Bus","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eHandmade to order, created from an extremely rare bus toy. Price varies based on availability, and the amount of finishing required to the original piece. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eCrafted, painted, and finished by hand\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"205\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e11 × 8 × 8 in\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"227\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePlastic, vinyl, Nylon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"282\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease allow 4-5 weeks for production and shipping\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kids Toys, Adult Issues","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50406481330471,"sku":null,"price":7000.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/8014\/6471\/files\/PRISON_BUS.jpg?v=1757526374"},{"product_id":"party-keg","title":"Party Keg","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eHandmade to order. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eCrafted, painted, and finished by hand. 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Includes 1 Narcan dose. Non-functional. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eCrafted, painted, and finished by hand\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eSigned and numbered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"205\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e5 × 3.5 × 1.5 in\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"227\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePlastic, vinyl, acrylic, cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"282\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease allow 2-3 weeks for production and shipping\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kids Toys, Adult Issues","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50406601621799,"sku":null,"price":650.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/8014\/6471\/files\/NARCAN.jpg?v=1757527994"},{"product_id":"plan-c","title":"Plan C","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eHandmade to order. 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